> Wake Up
You find yourself in a teacher's lounge somewhere. You have a ringing headache around the crown of your head. You can't remember anything, but you get the feeling that the slip of paper you found in your pockets can be of some help. It reads:
ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL HUMAN EXAMINATION BY QUACK ABDUCKTION CO.©
(Quack Abducktion Co. © takes no responsibility for malfunctions in returned human, such as memory loss or spontaneous combustion)
There's a green duck with antennae on the back. That explains some, but doesn't help much. What do you do?